Can we just like imagine queer students using Lee Jordan to come out like "AND GRYFFINDOR SCORES A POINT! BY THE WAY PADMA PATIL IS A LESBIAN AND SHE'S READY TO MINGLE" and padma is like ayyyyyyyyyyy step right up ladies
IM GONNA C RY IM LAUGHIN SO HA RD
geekhyena
I love this idea.
"Another stunning catch by Miranda MacIlvaine! And speaking of stunning catches, Miss MacIlvaine is bisexual and by the way, completely free this Friday night!"
#’There’s also a Quidditch match going on you know!’ says McGonagall futilely
"Yeah but we all know Gryffindor’s gonna win so who cares? IN OTHER NEWS…"
enterprising-gentleman
"GRYFFINDOR SCORES! …as does Miss MacIlvaine, I would imagine, if someone has the extraordinarily good sense to ask her to the Yule Ball…."
“Jordan…!”
"Look, all I’m saying is that as far as I’m concerned, she can play for any team she likes, so long as that team isn’t Slytherin…"
"I applaud your sentiment in theory, Jordan, but do research the concept of ‘impartial commentary,’ won’t you?"
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
