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The Dunk Shrunk Event, 2023
In the wake of the recently released publication by Engelman, the famous Dunkleosteus got its size cut from the previously humongous 7 metres long beast of an Arthrodire have now downsized into 3 - 5 metres long Hydrogen bomb shaped fat fish. Here are my rendition of the new dunk, honestly, I am fond of the new form of this animal.
Figure 1. Size estimate and skull diagram of Dunkleosteus terrelli based on the specimen CMNH 5768, the most popular of its species
Figure 2. Size comparison of the older version of dunk (above) compared to the new and chonkier version of dunk (below).
On other platforms, such as twitter and instagram, I have been called a prophet, for the gift of premonition have been bestowed upon me in the year of 2021 because I created this round fellow, aptly named "Dunkball", it was a local sensation when it first conceived.
Figure 3. The Dunkball, look at this boi, bask in his glorious spherical presence, for he is a perfect specimen.
Also just for fun, I created these joke dunk forms for you fellow enthusiasts to enjoy:
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My god this is so funny to me
DUNK-COST FALLACY
Noun
the phenomenon whereby a person is reluctant to abandon their love for Dunkleosteus even after it got shrunk because they have invested heavily in it
