fuckrealityihaveablog
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
absinthenoir
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
latessitrice
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
theresoneofyou
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
borealaries
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
darkestelemental616
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
stephendann
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
voidbat
cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god
