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brainstatic

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

themistrustfulmistress

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

thatsoneforamerica

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Gotta do everything myself around here

otterology

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

backyardbob01

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

steelblaidd

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Beach, booze, Buffett.

alexseanchai

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

kvothe-kingkiller

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

officiallordvetinari

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

svvordvviz

reading the first half of the comments like

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swirlypinkswirl

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My thoughts exactly!

perniciouskniddles

This is what aging feels like.

the-heart-of-leo

All I can think of is this.

Anyway, if there’s a song about getting drunk on the beach, it’s probably by Jimmy Buffet.

Holy shit 'are you possessed? you used to be my brother'Is about him listening to Jimmy Buffett?That's amazingI never heard the whole thing beforeAlso yeahWhat the others said about kids not knowing Jimmy

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  22. gayabeilles said: I was so confused, I was like, is this just a joke bc he has the same name??? is that why these people don’t recognize this guy? but no it’s literally actually Jimmy Buffett and y’all don’t know who he is
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